{"product_id":"political-holiday-tea-towel-festive-knit-pattern-with-maga-is-a-cult-fdt-ice-out","title":"Political Holiday Tea Towel  Festive Knit Pattern with ‘MAGA Is a Cult’ FDT ice out","description":"Bright, cheeky, and built for kitchens that don’t take themselves too seriously. This microfiber tea towel shows a repeating holiday knit-inspired pattern in festive red, green, and gold — but with bold, satirical slogans woven into the tiles. The soft, split-fiber fabric soaks up spills fast and dries quickly, while hemmed edges keep the towel looking neat through many washes. Sized at 16 x 25 inches, it’s a versatile cloth for drying dishes, lining bread baskets, or adding a playful pop of color to your holiday prep. The one-sided print keeps the design crisp and vibrant. If you like humor that cuts through the holiday sugar-coating, this towel brings personality to everyday kitchen moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Type: Tea Towel\u003cbr\u003eTheme\/Features: Holiday knit-style blocks with satirical political slogans; festive color palette; quick-dry microfiber\u003cbr\u003eTarget Audience: Politically outspoken hosts, irreverent holiday decorators, satirical-gift shoppers\u003cbr\u003eOccasions: Holiday parties, seasonal kitchen refresh, housewarming during winter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStory: Wrap your kitchen in something that makes you laugh while you work. The towel’s knitted-block look feels cozy and familiar, but the tongue-in-cheek phrases give it a mischievous edge. Use it while you’re baking late-night cookies, wiping down counters between party prep, or staging a holiday table that starts conversations. It blends cozy seasonal vibes with outspoken personality — a small, everyday item that shows how you celebrate the season on your terms.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpeak Their Language: Call it your holiday “anti-card” — a stove-side accent that pairs well with dark roast, bad carols, and friends who love blunt humor. Bring it out for cookie exchanges, ugly-sweater nights, or any gathering where the drinks are warm and the opinions aren’t.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e- Fast-absorbing split microfiber (85% polyester \/ 15% polyamide) for quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying through repeated use and washes\u003cbr\u003e- Compact 16″ x 25″ size fits hands, dishes, and small surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided, vibrant print in red, green, and gold holiday blocks\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in care label; blanks sourced from China (note: dark mockups may print brighter)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Fast-absorbing split microfiber (85% polyester, 15% polyamide)\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6 × 63.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided vibrant holiday knit-style print\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in care label; note on color brightness for dark mockups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":51870850154774,"sku":"68335222981521631524","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/7109\/4806\/files\/13912982510190929376_2048.jpg?v=1789315697","url":"https:\/\/www.timecapsuledesign.com\/products\/political-holiday-tea-towel-festive-knit-pattern-with-maga-is-a-cult-fdt-ice-out","provider":"Time Capsule Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}